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My rage face usually looks like an “O” face with a side of giggle, so I’ll refrain from posting a pic of myself. Enjoy this angry kitty instead anddddd…..
FUCK THESE DUMBFUCKASS INTERNS WHO THINK THEY CAN TEXT, LISTEN TO MUSIC AND SURF THE INTERWEBS ALL FUCKING DAY! YOUR JOB IS TO DO MY FUCKING JOB SO I CAN SIT ON MY ASS, TEXT, LISTEN TO MUSIC AND SURF THE INTERWEBS ALL FUCKING DAY!!! FUCK THE FACT THAT I’M SOBER!!! FUCK THE FACT THAT I HAVEN’T HAD COFFEE!! FUCK THE FACT THAT I HAVEN’T BEEN LAID IN A WEEK!! FUCK TUMBLR FOR NOT ALLOWING ME TO MAKE MY FONT BIGGER AND MOST IMPORTANTLY….FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK MONDAYYYYYY!!!
ALSO, SUCK MY DICK!

My rage face usually looks like an “O” face with a side of giggle, so I’ll refrain from posting a pic of myself. Enjoy this angry kitty instead anddddd…..

FUCK THESE DUMBFUCKASS INTERNS WHO THINK THEY CAN TEXT, LISTEN TO MUSIC AND SURF THE INTERWEBS ALL FUCKING DAY! YOUR JOB IS TO DO MY FUCKING JOB SO I CAN SIT ON MY ASS, TEXT, LISTEN TO MUSIC AND SURF THE INTERWEBS ALL FUCKING DAY!!! FUCK THE FACT THAT I’M SOBER!!! FUCK THE FACT THAT I HAVEN’T HAD COFFEE!! FUCK THE FACT THAT I HAVEN’T BEEN LAID IN A WEEK!! FUCK TUMBLR FOR NOT ALLOWING ME TO MAKE MY FONT BIGGER AND MOST IMPORTANTLY….FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK MONDAYYYYYY!!!

ALSO, SUCK MY DICK!

scratch5151:

Just because.

Smug little asshole for Fred

scratch5151:

Just because.

Smug little asshole for Fred

My beat up kicks for walking around the campus I work at…or is it the campus I work on? *googles* 
My beat up kicks for walking around the campus I work on. They’re discontinued, but my absolute favorite sneakers. I’ve had them for like 7 years. They’re a size too small, but still comfortable. 
GPOYK “gratuitous picture of your kicks”

My beat up kicks for walking around the campus I work at…or is it the campus I work on? *googles* 

My beat up kicks for walking around the campus I work on. They’re discontinued, but my absolute favorite sneakers. I’ve had them for like 7 years. They’re a size too small, but still comfortable. 

GPOYK “gratuitous picture of your kicks”

My kicks are shiny!

My kicks are shiny!

Morning Randomness: 350

  • Day 13 of 16. 
  • My new neighbors can suck my balls. They had me locked out of the building for about 15 minutes last night. That’s a long time when you’re cold, you need to pee, and there are flyers posted all around the neighborhood featuring a sketch of a man wanted for stabbing and robbing someone at a gas station located at 123 Number Lane when you live at 125 Number Lane. I understand that people make mistakes, but when you learn that you’ve made a mistake, BE APOLOGETIC! Don’t just open the fucking door with an annoyed look on your coked out face and then head back to your apartment! 
  • YAY! It’s my half day at work! If I actually put some effort into my appearance this morning, I’d post a Fred-esque picture of me taunting you all.
  • I’m slowly falling in love with Sierra Mist. It may be because it’s the only thing to drink in my house right now and it’s free. 
  • Left boob is itchy.
  • I was on time for work today and saw a crossing guard! I’m never out of the house early enough to see crossing guards. Didn’t know they still existed.

fredasaurusrex replied to your post: Morning Randomness: 363 Days Til My Next Birthday

oh snap! HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, MUTHAFUCKA!

Thanks homie!!!!!

madbabbling replied to your photo:

He looks disappointed in you already.

Yea I wonder if he’ll kick me out for being a shitty parent :(

titsandsass replied to your photo:

 OMG IT IS ADORABLE


Can he come live with you for a year so he’ll be well behaved like Lucy?

fredasaurusrex replied to your photo:

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THAT LITTLE FUCKING FACE!
 

It’s gonna be impossible not to eat his cute little face off when he arrives.

fredasaurusrex replied to your post: Morning Randomness: FRIDAYYYYY!!

all those shows got renewed! community only got a short season and it’ll probably be the last, unfortunately. they ordered enough so it’s eligible for syndication. the other two always do well. they’re not going anywhere.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!! My prayers have been answered!!! I could easily pray for world peace, but I’d rather pray for funny TV shows and milk (that hasn’t expired) in the fridge. 

I wonder if this is what Fred and Sarah’s bed looks like.

I wonder if this is what Fred and Sarah’s bed looks like.