“I am a drinker with writing problems.”
- Brendan Behan
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acertainculdesac:

I don’t understand skim milk.

hello yes I’d like some water please but make it white.

Seriously.

Seriously.

reasonsmysoniscrying:

This is not a crying photo, but some families apparently take better family portraits than others.  This is amazing! 
(Here is her website: https://www.facebook.com/KCPhottography)

Submitted By: Bill H.
Location: Rochester, NY

hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

You either sing the theme song when you see this or you’re wrong

My favorite Cheo Feliciano song. RIP

4.17.14

  • I want Tumblr to stop reminding me to change my password. I like my password. This isn’t a bank account and no one sends me nudes so who cares about account protection? Meh I’ll change it.

  • I’ve been sick for exactly a week now. Colds are only supposed to last a week. This one seems to be getting worse. 

  • I hate being blinded by the brightness of a person’s true colors. Some people are just really fucked up.

  • My domestic partner’s work hours changed. Now he has to be to work at 4am, so we’re living like senior citizens. We’re in bed by 6pm every night.

  • Complaint.

  • Complaint.

  • Complaint.
carriesocontrary:

Anyone wanna take a stab at how bad I wanna scream at this bitch that a pheasant is a goddamn bird? franksandbeanz

*face palm*I want a bird that fetches my food for me.

carriesocontrary:

Anyone wanna take a stab at how bad I wanna scream at this bitch that a pheasant is a goddamn bird? franksandbeanz

*face palm*
I want a bird that fetches my food for me.